Ha-Ha

I, the Guru, who be me, have come up with a short list of descriptions for Brian’s last marathon. Brian got:

• His ars kicked
• His clock cleaned
• Beat like a drum
• Waxed like on of Mr. Miagi's karate students
• Squashed like a bug
• Whipped like the cool frosty frozen topping on my fruit
• His charmin sqozed by the grip of death
• Licked like the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop

And my personal favorite….

• Beat like he stole sumthin’

If you have any others you'd like to add feel free to comment. His feelings mean nothing to me.