About the Guru

Immature, ridiculous, and common sense challenged, Brian's alter ego....

The Guru is, well, he's kind of hard to describe. He's a little bit of a smart alec, and a little bit of a dumb alec (and alec should really should be replaced with another word, but this is after all a PG kind of blog).

The Guru actually began when I wrote a sports column in college called Foster's Roster. I loved writing around everything that athletics had taught me. But then again I also loved to write absolutely ridiculous articles that made no sense what-so-ever. And since writers can sometimes get pigeon holed into writing one style, it became hard to write a column where one usually writes meaningfuly and insightful thoughts (at least in my own mind) but occasionally wrote insane ramblings that probably belonged in an publication  of 'Cracked' (are they still around?)

I also began to notice how different my personality became whenever I had a low or high blood sugar. And so what i noticed is that I liked writing from differnt styles, and the only way to push forward with that idea was to have two different writers, myself, and the Guru.